helloimcaptainjack:

oh how times have changed

xx

(via effyeahnerdfighters)


angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(via iassureyouitsnotlessmiserable)


risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

(via noah-waffles)


theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via how-do-i-put-this-nicely)





Matthew Gray Gubler

criminalmindsagentangel:

THIS

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MAN

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IS

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THE

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DEFINITION

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OF

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PERFECTION

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HE

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IS FUCKING

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ADORABLE

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AND REALLY

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GOOD

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AT MAGIC

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WITH KIDS

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AND ACTING

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AND HOT

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AS FUCK

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BUT

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A WEIRDO

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WHO’S FUCKING

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SMART AND

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HIS HAIR

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AND JUST

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PERFECT

(via ermanerd)


brycepinkham:

Look at Phoebe, noble and pious
My esteem for only grows But when I am with Phoebe, I am on fire
Thinking of Sibella, full of desire
Passion and dare I say it? Love.

(via inthelightinthesound)


leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via iassureyouitsnotlessmiserable)


terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(via lustandbaddecisions)



buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via lohanofficial)


parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

(via freak-and-the-sheet)