ja-ll:

this is great

(via ifolkinlovemusic)


seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(via theashleyclements)


listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

(via how-do-i-put-this-nicely)


rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via when-the-world-was-to-turnt)


taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

image

(via girlygracie)


vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

(via how-do-i-put-this-nicely)



gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via lustandbaddecisions)


artjcf:

Pocket Vito

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

(via tastefullyoffensive)


kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

(via girlygracie)


Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Current Mood: Not at Lollapalooza

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says, “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(via holyhelena)


trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

(via when-the-world-was-to-turnt)


coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

image

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