naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag

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officialwhitegirls:

people who think they’re funny for interrupting the teacher every 2 seconds during a lesson must be eliminated

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averypottermormon:

soniico:

feliciakainzandtorishai:

science side of tumblr, explain this please

gooey goo slippy on the dots.

thank u science side

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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arrestedforloitering:

arrestedforloitering:

poutinewizard:

rebornica:

basically..

[Obligatory ‘OH MY GOOODDDD *CHURNS BUTTER INTENSELY* SOMEONE TOOK EFFORT TO MAKE THIS shut up ur trash comment here]

too bad this isn,t actually what happens ever?? if someone called you cishet scum it’s prob because you did some awful stereotypical cishet shit and offended them

i dunno dude ive seen posts where its just like “cis people” and then a picture of  a trashcan or w/e and it had an asston of notes

i also have seen anons accusing people who are genderfluid or trans* of being cis because they “”“”defend”“” cis people so basically those anons fuckin misgender those people

ive also seen people who literally just do not know because society does not fucking educate people on things like gender-fluidity and trans*gender get called trash by people

so instead of being helped or corrected or made less ignorant people will end up harming their movement and start off a potential spark of bigotry

and last but not least

ive seen people who basically say “please stop being mean to cis people on here” recieve death threats, get called trash, and are told to kill themselves

telling someone that they are trash and that they need to kill themselves is bullying itS FUCKING BULLYING IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WHAT FUCKING GENDER THEY ARE

ive sEEN 13 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRLS GET CALLED “CISHET SCUM” FOR SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD STOP BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE

20 YEAR OLD PEOPLE PICKING ON 13 YEAR OLDS WHO ARENT EVEN TRANSPHOBIC THEY JUST DONT WANT TO BE CALLED FUCKING NAMES

BECAUSE YOU THINK PEOPLE ON THIS SITE KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BULLIED

WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH DEPRESSION AND SELF-LOATHING ON THIS SITE DO YOU REALLY THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO FUEL THOSE NEGATIVE FUCKING THOUGHTS BY CALLING A PERSON TRASH

IT DOESNT MATTER IF THAT PERSON ISNT BIGOTED AND THEY KNOW THEY ARENT ONE OF THE OPPRESSING ASSHOLES

IF THEY TRULY STRUGGLE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ITS STILL GOING TO FUEL THAT HATRED OF THEMSELVES

ITS ANOTHER PERSON WHO HATES THEM

BESIDES THEMSELVES

BULLYING

IS

STILL

FUCKING BULLYING

NO MATTER WHO ITS FROM

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT RANT OVER GOD DAMN

oh look at what’s going around again and on my dash again and look how relevant this is amazing.

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

image

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